This Donald Trump Shocked Face Bikini made by Beloved Shirts has the internet on fire! The quirky clothing company behind the viral 'hairy chest' one-piece has now launched a Trump one-piece swimsuit to take things to an another level. The nude style swimsuit retails for a whopping £49.95, so expect only the finest luxury materials (in true Trump style) and is one of many hilarious pieces of merchandise to feature the current man-baby present of America's face on the front. So if you … [Read more...] about Trumpkini – Make My Body Great Again

Fidget spinners have been all the range for some time now and just when we thought the hype was dying down we were presented with the next evolution. A fidget spinning butt plug that as the product creator says helps to "keep that a$$ focussed"! The brainchild of butt plug specialist GlowFYourself aka JesseLindsay who prides herself on creating some of the most interesting and unique butt plugs we have ever seen. Some serious dedication to the butt! GlowFYourself butt plugs have … [Read more...] about Fidget Spinner Butt Plug… Yes Really!

Ever wondered what happens when you freeze a giant 10-inch dildo using liquid nitrogen and then hit it with a bat? Brent Rose of Wired Magazine did and so he set out to find out more. Equipped with a Phantom high-speed camera to record the marvellous destruction in super slo-mo. Bravo Brent Bravo! You can enjoy the madness below! … [Read more...] about When Liquid Nitrogen Meets a Giant Dildo

Probably the coolest find so far of 2017 is this Rube Goldberg Machine created by creative geniuses SuperDeluxe using sex toys and other adult pleasure items. Over the years there have been some fantastic examples of Rube Goldberg machines that are fascinating to watch and this one is no different. The video features a wide range of different sex toys and bondage equipment from butt plugs to spankers & ticklers, a blow-up doll and even some realistic vaginas all positioned cleverly between … [Read more...] about Awesome Rube Goldberg Machine Made with Sex Toys

If you consider yourself sexually adventurous well you are in for a shock! Trying different sex positions, dressing up, having fun outdoors and using a suitcase full of various sex toys is nothing on the couple who became the first to have sex whilst skydiving over California. Not many sex acts can lead to you being fired from your job but that is exactly what happened to the sky diving instructor who participated in the video though it will likely only enhance the profile of the other … [Read more...] about Couple Has Sex While Sky Diving

With Halloween just around the corner, you and your partner can spice up things in the bedroom in a very spooky way with new Fleshlight products. Freaks are back with three new designs and some old classics that have been redesigned for your pleasure. Fleshlight Freaks are back! The perfect Fleshlight for the Halloween season. Not only do we have three brand new sensations, but we also have all of our Freaks available in COLOUR! The Reaper, Predator, and Zombie Mouth are now on the site as well … [Read more...] about New Fleshlight Products for Halloween

What's an #NSFW Adult Colouring Books? Well if you haven't yet heard about the 'Adult Colouring Book' by now then you are surely living under a rock as it has been gaining in popularity or the past couple of years. Despite this new genre of colouring books including the word 'adult' they are not often X rated or erotic, they are mostly just colouring books with more grown up and mature ideas and patterns to fill in, such as repeating floral patterns or 'Game of Thrones' themed colouring books, … [Read more...] about #NSFW Adult Colouring Book

As part of a recent very cock sure promotional campagin "Pipedream" the sex toy and sexual health products manufacturer has created the worlds largest dildo standing at 12 feet and 4 inches tall this is a world record breaker! The brainchild of the Chariman & CEO of Pipedream Nick Orlandino who are based in Chatsworth, California who claims he came up with the idea earlier in the summer while preparing for the Adult Novelty Manufacturers Expo also known as ANME which is an annual sex toy … [Read more...] about Worlds Largest Dildo Erected by Sex Toy Company Pipedreams

Very much a just for fun post here people but we couldn't help but share this charming story of an Australian woman in Perth who recently took a photo of a duck while relaxing near a public pond only for her to later discover it was in fact an abandoned sex toy. You see at first looking hazily from the distance you can understand why the lady who will remain anonymous thought what she saw was an innocent duck at the side of the water taking a moment to contemplate the … [Read more...] about Woman Mistakes a Sex Toy for a Duck

You can now find a new form of phallic Pokemon in your bed side drawer. PokeMoan as they have been branded are the brain child of Australian sex toy designing duo Emma & Josh of Geeky Sex Toys and have been selling lots of orders this past week or so off the back of all of the Pokemon Go Hype!. For those cave dwelling internet browsing individuals who have not caught wind of the latest trend "Pokemon Go" is an AR app (Augmented Reality) game that encourages users to go out and … [Read more...] about Pokemon Go Inspired Sex Toys All the Rage

"I guess you could call them DICK-tators" When three custom sex toy designs with the heads swapped with three famous dictators from history Hitler, Stalin and Chairman Mao by Czech born artist Barbora Mastrlova it caused a bit of a storm. These bizare phallic objects are on display in Germany and are made from bronze though created as art many have labelled the objects as 'porn' however creator Barbora is standing by her work. She responded to claims that the items were nothing to do … [Read more...] about Sex Toys of Hitler Stalin & Mao Cause Uprawr

Though only a satirical video of course however after recently sharing the Dildo Drone we simply had to do a follow up upon discovering the Dildo Hoverboard! Just when you thought the world of sex tech couldn't get anymore crazy.... it f**king did! Dildo Hoverboard Video Source: Bustle … [Read more...] about Dildo Hoverboard! Yes this is a real title!

Watch as this young man catches a rubber dildo in his mouth first time and then reality sets in and he feels kind of embarassed. Either way he went instantly viral and thus I am sure the shame was worth it! Was it the dildo tickling his tonsils or just embarrassment? who knows but we can't stop watching and laughing. Anonymous dildo catching gif guy, we salute you! :) … [Read more...] about Man Catches Dildo in his Mouth & Goes Viral

Just a quick funny / humor post to show the latest trend in manicure art. Check out these sex toy and penis inspired designs shared on instagram. Would love to see some attempts at these via the comments. We especially like the pubic hair effect on the phallic nail design, kudos from the SexToySutra team! FLEEK AF ?? I love these nails!! ?? #Nails #NailArt #OnFleek #LoveNails ?? #errlface #errlando #errlandolife #junjiesteeze #headyleather #borocoaster #smokelikeus #guyswhoglob … [Read more...] about Sex Toy Manicure / Nail Designs

So you might remember some time back that some creative folks invented a dildo selfie stick. Now they are back with the Dildo Drone!! Yes your eyes are working perfectly fine! We were wondering when the world of drones would meet the world of sex-tech and it seems now is that time. We now have a drone that can literally f**k you! a couple of years ago a porno film was released using a drone to record the footage but this is the next step. The brainchild of creative mastermind Michael … [Read more...] about Dildo Drone from makers of the Dildo Selfie Stick

This years Oscar nominees will each be gifted with a mouth watering $200,000 goody bag at this years highly anticipated awards ceremony and this will also include a sex toy. The toy is the "arouser" worth $250. The goody bad is the ultimate goody bag and each year piles luxurious products on the years most talented on screen performers. Other items in the bag include a vampire breast lift procedure, overpriced gummy bears, a years rental on an Audi A4 and much more. Fiera Arouser … [Read more...] about Oscars 2016 Goody Bag Includes “Arouser” Sex Toy

Ever wanted to know more about the fascination around Sex Machines? The book 'Sex Machines - Photograhs and Interviews' by Timothy Archibald will open up a whole new world. The book explores an incredible American subculture of do it yourself enthusiasts with a penchant for building uniquely distinctive sex machines, yes you heard right those scary devices you see in many porn videos, a far cry from the original Sybian which is commonplace in adult videos and has been for some years these … [Read more...] about Sex Machines – Crazy & Homemade – Photography

IZIVIBE is the company responsible for the new pink sex toy iphone case made from medical grade materials and will be available from good sex toy shops very soon. The iPhone case slips over your phone and by downloading a device specific app you can use your screen to control the 7 vibration modes and even create your own custom mode. IZIVibe product manager Remy Waddle said to Mashable they intend “to imagine an original product, not vulgar (that is) simple and effective”. This is a … [Read more...] about Sex Toy iPhone Case Dildo by IZIVibe

Just a quick post to share with our users what jelly or Jell-O to the American readers looks like when filmed in slow motion with a vibrator style sex toy cast within. Enjoy! … [Read more...] about Sex Toys In Jell-O or Jelly Filmed in Slow Motion

Web designer Matt Haughey has taken it upon himself to mock the presedential candiates holding guns look a little silly by replacing them with dildos! Very large dildos actually! He has also launched a Tumblr you can check out at Gopdildo and is using the hashtag #GOPdildo. In a nation where there is a worrying amount of mass shootings and increasing international concern at America's gun legislation it is good to see people finding humorous ways to mock the idiots that are so determined … [Read more...] about Man Replaces Guns With Sex Toys In Photos of US Presidential Candidates

Madame Roxys Erotic Emporium is the brainchild of artist Lucy Sparrow from Bath, England and a twist of erotic sub culture and the art of knitting, yes you heard right, Lucy's medium of choice is fiber and the results are simply phenomenal. Her ability to depict and setup a scenario using items she has spent a long time sewing is ingenious and refreshing. It's not exactly news that London's Soho is going through somewhat of a change in that the trendy bars and rising prices are pushing … [Read more...] about The Felt Sex Shop – Madame Roxys Erotic Emporium

Well it is that time of year again when the witches and other Gaulish mythical characters rise from the dead for a night of spooks and debauchery (maybe). If you are looking for ideas of how to spice your sex life up at this time of year why not try some unusual roleplay scenarios? Witch + Zombie sex? Mummy Vs Dracula? The choice is yours! Here are some erotic pumpkins that have been carved featuring erotic and naught sex scenes and acts. Some not exactly exceptional pieces of art but … [Read more...] about NSFW Halloween Pumpkins

In honor of the new Star Wars film: Episode VII  - The Force Awakens which is out later this year, porn star Kayla-Jane Danger created a Darth Vader replica made entirely of sex toys. Using more than $3,000 worth of sensual and intimate adult novelty products, Danger's "Darth Vibrader" is made up of 200 vibrators, ten paddles, a whip, anal beads, a rubber fist and a pair of "hooker boots". It took Danger over eight hours to construct the statue with help from special effects artist Todd … [Read more...] about Darth Vader Replica Made of Sex Toys

Scott Davies was not sure what the hell to do when a football fan threw a sex toy (more specifically a dildo) onto the pitch during a game at Wrexhams Racecourse ground on Tuesdau the 7th septh 2015. The phallic misile was thrown by Tranmere Rovers fans in the away stand during the second half of a 2 all draw. Davies preceeded to remove the sex toy from the pitch but not before several photos of the player holding the object were eagerly snapped by photographer Craig Colville. Davies … [Read more...] about Sex Toy Thrown at Goalkeeper During Football Match

No your eyes are not playing tricks on you, and what you read above will be further confirmed by what you see below. Dildos that eject an alien egg for those people who have a fetish for being impregnated by aliens or insects, you know the kind? Everyone knows a couple of people like that right? Wrong, I must admit I think this is a highly specific fetish that will make the majority of hardened sex toys cringe at least a little bit. This sex toy or rather hollow rubber flexible dildo is … [Read more...] about Alien Egg Laying Dildo’s & Sex Toys?

Macy Gray loves her vibrator and his name is Bob. If you didn't think sex toys were mainstream then you have been proven wrong. A lot has to be said for her openness to produce a song expressing ones desire to make love to their favourite vibrator! Check it out and let us know what you think! Quite a catchy tune! … [Read more...] about Macy Gray Made a Song About her Vibrator!

A brilliant infographic telling the sex lives of the characters in the popular TV Series Game of Thrones. Source: http://coolmaterial.com/feature/heres-all-the-sex-from-game-of-thrones-in-an-infographic/ … [Read more...] about Game of Thrones Sex Infographic

An American news anchor left a fellow anchor cringing and wide eyed after he interrupted during a news report about Amazon's sales outranking that of Wallmarts with a conspiratorial anecdote about how Amazon only outsells Wallmart because the latter either can't or won't sell sex toys in a fashion akin to Ron Burgundy. Watch the video below. An Amazon spokesperson refused to reveal such information when pressed for details … [Read more...] about Ron Burgundy Moment?

Norwegian fisherman Bjørn Frilund, 64 was recently gutting a cod he had caught only to discover half of an orange dildo lodged inside it's stomach. "The dildo looks like what the fish eat. We have a kind of multicolored octopus in Norway, maybe the cod thought this was one of these and ate it," Frilund told The Local. "There may be a frustrated wife who threw the dildo overboard from the ship," he offered as a possible explanation, however we think it is far more likely it was dumped … [Read more...] about Norwegian Fisherman Discovers Dildo Inside Cod

With technology ever evolving, sex toys are now becoming more and more technologically advanced but this dildo which is part of an art piece called "21 Grams" shown at Milan Design week last month is both a sex toy and an urn capable of holding up to 21 grams of your partners deceased lovers ashes. Mark Sturkenboom created the piece which has an outer layer that is translucent with a gold urn inside containing the actual ashes and looks pretty impressive despite it's tongue in cheek concept. … [Read more...] about A Dildo That Holds Your Dead Partners Ashes

Yes what your entire life has been leading up to! Introducing the Vajankle! This foot fetish sex toy wins the prize for weirdest sex toy we have come across in 2015 so far! But maybe we have just misunderstood what a foot fetish is all about? What do you think of the Vajankle? The prosthetic penis pleasurer isn't quite our cup of tea but is certainly humorous to look at. … [Read more...] about Vajankle – Crude or just plain stupid?

Bondara recently created a Game of Thrones influenced Game of Bones Throne featuring literally 100's of sex toys! The project was for a competition which has now ended however you can see the making of video below. … [Read more...] about Game of Bones – Dildo Throne

An interesting new read has been released by the man only known as DD aka Diaphallic Dude about his life dealing with Diaphallia, a rare genital condition that means he was born with two penises and it has become one of the most popular topics on Reddit of all time. He gained fame via the Reddit platform and has now taken all of his short stories and put them together into an autobiography. "When I came out to the world on Reddit, I had no idea anyone would really care that much about me" he … [Read more...] about Man with Two Penises Releases a Book

Introducing a new kind of companion / tech gadget. This time "The Selfie Arm". It is very much like the selfie sticks which have become popular over the past few years for taking better photos, only this one replaces a stick with an arm and hand so every photo looks like you are dancing around with your significant other, even though that significant other may not actually exist. Selfie sticks as most are aware allow you to mount your smartphone or camera on the end to take better photos from … [Read more...] about The Selfie Arm

Kinky.com writes that researchers have found ways to potentially work out the sex of a dinosaur fossil by looking at the gaps in the chevrons in the tailbone and while a little off topic we found it thoroughly interesting. It will be up to researches to further analyze additional clumps of oviraptorosaur bones before being able to state conclusively if the chevron method of identification is viable. While examining chevrons may not be applicable to multi-tonne dinosaurs like Tyrannosaurs rex … [Read more...] about Tell Tail Signs Of Dinosaur Sex

A very creative new concept and book by Trixie Von url aka Garaldine Warner teaching you how to create your very own knitted Kama Sutra action figures to create different sexual positions. The book is published by Harper Design part of Harper Collins and is available now. Warner told the Huffington Post; "I had lots of fun looking through any Kama Sutra books I could get my hands on (including a bizarre one with a joyless, terrifying looking gentleman strenuously holding each stance) … [Read more...] about Knit your own Kama Sutra

So on the internet, we have found many clever or funny do it yourself sex toy ideas and this one is one of the best yet. How to make your own budget fleshlight for those "hard" times using a washing up sponge, a tub and a rubber glove, we also presume lube is required. Even cooler it looks like a Minions mouth, if you are into that sort of thing... As every knows Fleshlights can be expensive and while not cheap they are a fantastic choice of sex toy for men. That said having the skills to … [Read more...] about Home Made Fleshlight – DIY Sex Toys

This is a collection of the funniest sex toys, dildos, vibrators and accessories we have seen in quite some time. Whether it is bacon lubricant you are "not" after or a knuckle duster vibrator, obama shaped dildos, Eiffel tower pleasure toys or even a gallon of lube! We have found it, just for your amusement. … [Read more...] about Weirdest Sex Toys – Funny Dildos and Vibrators

This range of Star Wars inspired sex toys is quite hilarious! Integalactic orgasms y'all! … [Read more...] about Star Wars Inspired Sex Toy Ideas

Whilst we at SexToySutra doubt very much whether anyone has actually made this, the protoype and idea is funny. While Dildo Generator allows you to create a dildo of your own using 3d printing technology this device on the other hand is a bit more hands on for those into their DIY. Inspired by the pencil sharpener this machine is designed to cut any nealy knob shaped object into a dildo! Enjoy! (DO NOT TRY AND TURN YOUR MANS PENIS INTO A DILDO, WILL VOID WARRANTY).   … [Read more...] about The DildoMaker – Funny DIY Sex Toy Ideas

Here is a funny photoshop creation showing what it would be like if the Avengers film franchise were to release a range of sex toys. Featuring Captain America, Hawk Eye, Iron Man (of course) Thor and the Hulk models. I feel sorry for whoever is taking the hulk though!! Hulk Smash? Though I am pretty sure a life size hulk member would certainly exceed the states 12 inches. … [Read more...] about Avengers Sex Toys / Dildos – Funny

A novel idea from Vancouver company Yonder Wood is a hidden compartment that slides out of your bed post. This would surely make a very effective place for hiding away your sex toys for maximum discresion. … [Read more...] about A Fantastic Place to Hide your Sex Toys

Orgasmatron 3000 - Washing Machine Sex The Orgasmatron 3000 was actually a design project to create a fun washing machine with a leather saddle atop for the woman to sit on either solo or during intercourse. Whether or not this device was actually tested has not been verified but it is certainly a very novel idea. The switches have settings for oh all the way up to ooooh which is also very humourous. Latex Vac Bed If you have a fetish for being frozen in carbonite just like … [Read more...] about Craziest Sex Toy Ideas Ever! Fact!

One for a Friday! So we found this online and just had to share it. Not sure of the source but this bondage/bdsm minion is pure genius! Share and enjoy and if you have any funny images of this ilk be sure to send them in or put them in the comments at the bottom. … [Read more...] about Dominant Minion – Despicable BDSM