So that time has finally come where we are discussing the notion of clitral implant vibrators. Fun Factory are releasing a new toy at the moment called Orgasmia which is surgically implanted sits against the clitoral legs stimulating the clitoris’s inner structure. The new teledildonic product has been developed by Fun Factory Founder and CEO Dirk Bauer with a team of highly trained German doctors. The process is purported to be reversable and not leave damage.
Orgasmia is controlled via bluetooth and thus can sync with your smartphone, charges itself from your body heat and the company are offering a 20 year guarantee and paying half of any upgrade costs. This product could finally solve the awkward fake orgasms as it will allow an unsatisfying sexual experience to be however good you desire with a little technological interception. Other benefits are that this is of course the most discreet of all sex toys to date and one step further than the vibrators designed to mimic lipstick, rings, necklaces and other day to day items, this product lives inside you, permanently!
UPDATE: Happy April Fools – Orgasmia is not real, however this is something I would not be shocked if I saw over the next 5 to 10 years, with the different surgical implants on offer today anything is possible and for people who genuinely cannot experience an orgasm this may have some positive medical implications.